The Sati Grumpy MCP server,
connected in one click.
MCP commerce surface for refurbished datacenter hardware, with x402 agent-payment discovery. Connect the official Sati Grumpy MCP server to Claude, ChatGPT, or Cursor through gate — one gateway URL, no config files, security-checked.
Free to start · No credit card · No hosting needed
Add Sati Grumpy to your AI in one minute
Pick your client. Copy, paste, done — or let gate handle sign-ins and policies for you.
claude mcp add --transport http sati-grumpy https://sati-grumpy.fly.dev/mcpRun in your terminal, then restart Claude Code.
Sati Grumpy · https://sati-grumpy.fly.dev/mcp
What your AI can do with Sati Grumpy
Real prompts you can type the moment it's connected — no setup, no docs to read.
“Use “search_products”: Search Salvage & Surplus product catalog. Returns matching GPU rigs, server racks, drive arrays, and network gear. Filter by category: compu.”
“Use “get_product”: Retrieve full details for a Salvage & Surplus product by SKU. Example SKUs: GR-001, GR-002, GR-003, GR-004, GR-005.”
“Use “add_to_cart”: Add a Salvage & Surplus product to your cart and receive a cart token. Requires a valid SKU. Returns cart_token needed for checkout.”
“Use “checkout”: Initiate checkout for a cart. Provide cart_token from add_to_cart and a billing email. Returns a payment_token required to complete the purc.”
How secure is the Sati Grumpy MCP server?
Every server in the gate directory has to pass the same four checks before your AI can touch it. Here's how Sati Grumpy holds up.
Official endpoint
Operated by Sati Grumpy (fly.dev) at its documented MCP endpoint — not a third-party mirror or community re-host.
No sign-in needed
This server only exposes public data — no account and no credentials are involved when you connect.
Scanned before it goes live
gate checks every tool for prompt injection, hidden instructions, data-exfiltration hints, and over-broad permissions before the server is available through your gateway.
Watched for drift
If Sati Grumpy adds or changes tools later, gate re-scans and alerts you — before your AI acts on the change.
Connected in three steps
Connect your gate
Add one gateway URL to Claude, ChatGPT, or any MCP client. One-time setup, about two minutes.
Pick Sati Grumpy
Choose Sati Grumpy in the gate directory. No sign-in needed.
Use it anywhere
Sati Grumpy's tools are live in every AI client you've connected — with rules and logging built in.
Free to start · No credit card · No hosting needed
The actual tools Sati Grumpy exposes
Fetched live from the official endpoint and re-checked daily by gate — not marketing copy.
search_products — Search Salvage & Surplus product catalog. Returns matching GPU rigs, server racks, drive arrays, and network gear. Filter by category: compu
get_product — Retrieve full details for a Salvage & Surplus product by SKU. Example SKUs: GR-001, GR-002, GR-003, GR-004, GR-005.
add_to_cart — Add a Salvage & Surplus product to your cart and receive a cart token. Requires a valid SKU. Returns cart_token needed for checkout.
checkout — Initiate checkout for a cart. Provide cart_token from add_to_cart and a billing email. Returns a payment_token required to complete the purc
confirm_payment — Confirm payment using a payment_token from checkout and a cc_token (credit card token). Completes the Salvage & Surplus purchase and returns
Who runs the Sati Grumpy MCP server?
The Sati Grumpy MCP server at a glance
https://sati-grumpy.fly.dev/mcpQuestions, answered
Is there an official Sati Grumpy MCP server?
Yes — Sati Grumpy operates its own remote MCP server at sati-grumpy.fly.dev. gate connects you to that official endpoint and adds security scanning, per-tool access rules, and an activity log on top.
How do I connect Sati Grumpy to Claude or ChatGPT?
Add gate's gateway URL to your AI client once, then pick Sati Grumpy in the directory. No account or sign-in is needed. From then on, Sati Grumpy's tools are available in every client you've connected to gate.
Do I need to host anything?
No. Sati Grumpy runs the server, and gate is fully managed. You just connect one URL — there's nothing to install, deploy, or maintain.
Is the Sati Grumpy MCP server safe to connect?
It's the vendor's official endpoint, and gate scans its tools for prompt injection and hidden instructions before it goes live, re-checks it whenever it changes, and lets you allow, block, or require approval for every single tool.
Is it free?
Yes — you can get started with gate for free and connect Sati Grumpy in minutes. No credit card required.
Connect more than just Sati Grumpy
Every server below works through the same gateway URL — connect once, add tools anytime.
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